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Listing My Current Injuries

January 29, 2019

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Listing My Current Injuries

At age 27 it seems like my body is hanging on by a thread. What ails me?


  • L5 Vertebrae – My stress fracture from almost 7 years ago still lingers. I fully expect this slip one day and kill me.
  • Right middle finger – It’s somehow infected (or so my doctor friends say). This would be a problem in the bedroom if you know what I mean but fortunately I’m not getting any lately so it’s fine.
  • Left wrist Eczema – I think it’s from my watch rubbing on my skin while running so I just keep scratching it.
  • Extra teeth – I’m just waiting until they strike a nerve and paralyze the left side of my face forever.
  • Eyes after LASIK – A whole post will be dedicated to this but my 104 week warranty was poorly timed as on week 105 my right eye got slightly blurry.
  • Right Leg – I had an MRI saying no damage but it’s a constant battle of ‘how much can I run before this ruins everything?‘.
  • Right Achilles – It’s sore almost all the time and doesn’t warm up until a mile or two into every run.
  • Melon’s attacks – This is ongoing and I’m not sure if this is preventable.
  • Worse hangovers – If I even sniff hard alcohol there’s a 50/50 chance I throw up the next morning.

Someone tell me this is just temporary, right?

This can’t be my state of existence (or worse) for the rest of my life, right?

One Comment
  1. Alex

    https://youtu.be/ey4WSb-BVDQ

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