My life has calmed down. I’ve gotten all the travel out of the way for September and I’m into an October of relaxation. Don’t invite me to your kid’s bday party, your wedding, your funeral, pumpkin carving, a haunted hay ride, or any bullshit apple picking. I’m not going. Invite me to watch NFL, golf, and drink beer. I’ll even complain doing that.
I’ve taken a step back from blogging even though my opinions are still as vibrant as ever. Watching Dave Portnoy and Sam blog about Taylor Swift is peak nausea. I put the album on as I typed this post and I morphed into a dipshit for 41 minutes and 40 seconds. It was way less because I skipped most of it. I comment negatively in jest because I know she has a billion mind controlled freaks, but it reminds me of liking it because you’re supposed to like just because your goddess said so. I find Sabrina Carpenter better. I was your father figure. We drank that brown liquor. What nursery school student is writing this? I’m not a bad bitch. This isn’t savage. That was 1 minute after I wrote that other horrible line!
My lack of posts are more that I don’t care to comment on most topics. I think the National Guard should clean up the cities, illegals shouldn’t get free healthcare, the stock market is on a wild kamikaze mission, and the death penalty should be used with far more frequency. It’s only I don’t have a favorite topic to write about.
I have one. Everyone has one.
Which brings me to today where I finally have a few minutes to let the old brain run wild. I got nothing. I find myself re-watching Inglourious Basterds and nitpicking quality instead of searching for above average. Jordan says I have to watch Landman so I’ll put that on after I decide if I want to give Black Rabbit a few more episodes. In episode 2 they are doing a chase scene in a building that reminds of Scooby Doo door chase scene.
The bottom line is that I’m back and trying to get healthy after a fair amount of travel, alcohol, and lack of sleep. I believe I’ll feel totally revived by week’s end and then I should be back to a reasonable standard of posts a week again. I know I never wrote about my Europe trip which I have a few stories from. In time.
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