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Cashew Crises
I had a nice start to my Saturday. I woke up at 6:30 feeling good from not drinking the night before. I checked DraftKings and saw I lost $15 dollars on an NBA lineup and saw my account had $143. I knew that wasn't enough action to get me through the weekend so I...
The Sub-5 Mile Streak
Every year since 2007, I've broken 5:00 in the mile. This streak is not something I ever consciously kept alive or acknowledged until this week when I realized that I haven't broken 5:00 in 2021. Vince texted saying he wants to break 5:00 before the end of the year...
The Seinfeld Binge
You flinched! I started re-watching Seinfeld a few weeks ago. This was the first time I've paid attention to the show as an adult. It's funny the reaction I have to it now compared to when I was a kid. I doubt I got any of the jokes as a kid. Dolores! Seinfeld aired...
Tiny Desk Concert – Olivia Rodrigo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGczofguB0c This slaps. Simple as that. If you're not familiar with Olivia Rodrigo (how would that be possible), these are probably her four best songs performed really well. As an Olivia-stan, her vocals are really impressive. I was...
Politicians Played! *Gasp*
The verdict of the Juicy Smooyay case came back with him being a liar. He staged the "hate crime" against him. https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1469088643935617026 To give you an idea of where the impetus to jump on this story comes from, here's Smollet version:...
When Did I Get Old?
This past Saturday afternoon I took a weed edible by myself and passed out. When I woke up around dinner time I had no interest in going out. I stayed in and went to bed early. I woke up refreshed on Sunday and made a list of goals for my day in no particular order:...
Gym Girl with Huge Knockers
There's a girl at the gym who has huge knockers and they're disproportional to her fit body. Since we go to the gym at the same time, I see her often. I don't run in the cold weather so I work out on the treadmill and there is this big mirror in front of the weights...
The Pick Up Tip
The Pandemic has brought about odd new norms such as masks and mandatory vaccines which has driven society to pick sides and essentially become at odds. This being the UNITED States, no one is trying to unite any part of our country. When Trump was in office, he did a...
A Margin Crash
I got a degree in Finance from Pitt and have never used it. My Freshmen year I took Business Calculus and it was the same exact course I took in high school. I got all A's my first college semester, made the Dean's list, and thought I was born to find intrinsic values...
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