When you live in the city, and your parking spot is in close proximity to your house, you will evaluate the urgency of errands.
The best Seinfeld episode is “The Gum”. George in the King’s outfit is the pinnacle of his dementia.
Your fart stank is 10x worse to other people.
If your 6 team parlay/teaser hits 5 teams…you don’t hedge. I missed the 6th team last week and remember Dave G was saying he also lost the 6th. It’s a shitty feeling because there is money on the table but you MUST let it ride.
YouTube removing the dislike button count has to go down as one of the greatest atrocities of mankind.
A haircut looks the worst 1 day after it’s cut, the best 7-14 days, and needs to be cut 30+ days again. If you go longer than that, you better have a good reason because that neck hair can start wilin’ out.
It’s ok to wear clothes with a hole the size of a dime and not in an obvious space. I do have a pair of jeans with a rip in the back pocket and assume no one ever sees it because I don’t tuck my shirt in. That passes in my book.
The Chiefs and Bengals are the most exciting teams in football and I’ll be taking whatever the spread is on both playoff games no matter what. Don’t overthink it.
Shave your pubes by sitting forward on the toilet seat.
When the market inevitably collapses, make sure you have some money in cash because you’ll become a phillionaire if you can invest on the way down. Don’t get scared and don’t put it all in at once. It will rebound.
Not having digital currency is equally foolish if you have money on the sidelines.
Don’t take advice from idiots who maintain blogs telling you what’s right and wrong.