Sam is the best splittingtens blogger

I mean, look at his my competition. Tom? The guy posts almost every day during work hours and he’s supposedly the mastermind of some super billion dollar company. How hard is it to google “katy perries massive boobs”, copy / paste the pics as a post, and call it art?

And Gourlay. Omg. The guy writes about flipping his dog at a yoga class one time and he’s anointed the best blogger of all time. Then, out of nowhere, he up and quits. THEN even more out of nowhere, he’s back on splitting tens writing about how he wants to get hit by a car, and everyone loves him again. Just get your girlfriend to drive over your melon-head and get it over with, she’d do it.

Then there’s Sam. He just gets it. He adopts cats (chicks LOVE cats). While every other dude on the planet is lifting weights to look buff, he’s going contrarian (ala HINKIE) and running every day to keep the smallest frame possible. He’s slower than any half decent high school runner but he somehow doesn’t care, he just keeps going.

I just thought it was important to write a post that everyone knows Sam is the best.

He is such a classy guy.