I’ve undergone one dental revolution already. To go from a 60lb kid with no front teeth plus 15 extra teeth hidden away to what I look like today is a medical miracle.
But I’m about to undergo an unprecedented SECOND dental revolution.
It started when I went to the dentist a couple weeks ago for the first time in five years. They recommended an electric tooth brush. I bought it. It’s great.
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But now things are going to get REALLY spicy. I bought the Smile Direct Club Teeth Whitening Kit. For $67 I get a years worth of teeth whitening stuff.
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College Sam would look at something like teeth whitening and say it’s stupid. “Lol why do you care so much what people think? It’s unnatural. I pride myself on how yellow I can get my teeth” he’d say.
But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to appreciate things like style, appearance, how you present yourself, etc. I rarely notice when people have yellow teeth, but I usually notice when someone has an unnaturally white smile.
I’m willing to swallow my pride and admit that for $67, it’s worth it to me to have a whiter smile.
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Just 14 simple five minute sessions twice a day and my teeth will be unlike anything you’ve ever seen.
I will update in a week after the first set is done with how white my smile is. Stay tuned.
Can I borrow it when you’re done?