I’ve undergone one dental revolution already. To go from a 60lb kid with no front teeth plus 15 extra teeth hidden away to what I look like today is a medical miracle.

But I’m about to undergo an unprecedented SECOND dental revolution.

It started when I went to the dentist a couple weeks ago for the first time in five years. They recommended an electric tooth brush. I bought it. It’s great.

Never thought I’d be able to use this pic!

But now things are going to get REALLY spicy. I bought the Smile Direct Club Teeth Whitening Kit. For $67 I get a years worth of teeth whitening stuff.

Before – Please no comments on the facial hair or nose hair.

College Sam would look at something like teeth whitening and say it’s stupid. “Lol why do you care so much what people think? It’s unnatural. I pride myself on how yellow I can get my teeth” he’d say.

But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to appreciate things like style, appearance, how you present yourself, etc. I rarely notice when people have yellow teeth, but I usually notice when someone has an unnaturally white smile.

I’m willing to swallow my pride and admit that for $67, it’s worth it to me to have a whiter smile.

Sweet stain on my shirt.

Just 14 simple five minute sessions twice a day and my teeth will be unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

I will update in a week after the first set is done with how white my smile is. Stay tuned.