The ALL DAY Hangover

Yesterday was an all-time hangover. Here’s how my day went:

• Wake up at 9
• Throw up
• Lay on the floor of my room for 20 minutes
• Put on running shorts
• Lay back on the floor for another 20 minutes
• Throw up
• Run 5.5 miles in 8:30s with a lot of walk breaks
• Lay on the floor for an hour
• Shower
• Lay in bed for three hours
• Go to CVS for Pedialyte
• Drink Pedialyte
• Throw up over the rail of the Penn’s Landing entrance while people stare at me
• Watch 11 episodes of Parks and Rec in a row
• Take Nyquil
• Go to bed

I don’t know if this is a function of getting older, but yesterday was awful, the least productive day of my life. I had a killer hangover for 12 straight hours. Just kill me.

No real reason for this post other than to complain.