The City of Sewerly Love

I tried to think of a punny title for our smelly city and couldn’t produce one. CHATGPT did well. The feature image is AI too.

I ran today and admired all the trash piling in the street. It smelled awful and makes the city look like shit. One can place blame on the mayor / city, while others will place it on the President. Either way, it stinks. I start with this because you don’t understand it if you’re from the suburbs. This is a serious issue that is easy to ignore from afar.

The Light I Never Knew

I’ve been in the Carson for 18 months and am leaving in 2 weeks. I looked up above my mirror and saw two light bulbs. It occurred to me that I’ve never seen them on. I looked to the left, saw a switch, and sure enough, they turned on. It made the bathroom brighter. Here’s what it looks like.

That’s an AI generated tiger in the bathroom. I’m super nude and ripped so I didn’t want to embarrass anyone by keeping myself in it. I share this to point out my bathroom necessities all lined up for your viewing pleasure.

• I like the pick floss instead of the string. Much cleaner.
• Degree deodorant, not anti-perspirant. Sport or standard doesn’t matter much.
• Renu contact solution with soft lens.
• 9/10 times I have Listerine. I tried this Crest and don’t like it as much.
• Gillette gel shaving cream works best with the Gillette razor.
• Comb and towel are standard.
• Battery operated toothbrush with Crest toothpaste.
• Soatsoap works fine.
• You may get the idea that I trim my pubes with those scissors but I wouldn’t tarnish them like that. I’d probably also cut off my wang considering how big they are and how small a precision cut you’d have to make. In case you were wondering, I have a Manscape razor that I use on my junk and chest. I use the scissors on my hair and eyebrows, sometimes.
• A three towel rotation with a wash every 2 weeks seems adequate to me.

The Back Porch

That’s the back porch that cost me 8 grand. I need a new fence. William Proud did a good job and I haven’t had a leak.

Here is what is looked like prior. This pooled and leaked in the house.

Firework

This was a nice picture I took in Fishtown on July 4th.

That Recap

This is the first time I’m sober, and idle enough, that I have time to blog. Technically I could have Sunday, but if I’m not feeling great, posting is the last thought on my mind. That’s why I’m knocking out this recap of varying topics as I’m barely posting weekly. Adding to the topics, I started studying German again as I leave in two weeks for a week. We also launched a new website and I’ve had my head in WordPress updating pictures at work. What a life!