What’s Your Thanksgiving Weekend Drinking Plan?

Lack of planning for this over the weekend is one of the biggest fauxpas’ people make (even more so than banging your ex from high school at the bar or driving home WASTED).

Here’s a quick hitter for how things can go wrong:

• Wednesday – Biggest drinking night of the year. Let’s get HAMMERED!
• Thursday – You need to drink to make being with your extended family bearable. Let’s get DESTROYED!
• Friday – Just another Friday bro! Let’s get ANNIHILATED!
• Saturday – You’re on a three day bender and it’s a big-time college football day. Let’s get TERMINATED.
• Sunday – And that’s what the fourth day of binge drinking does. It terminates. You will be so hungover on Sunday that you’ll wish Arnold Schwarzenegger would appear just to put a bullet through your head to put you out of your misery.

You’re probably wondering, “Sam, what should I do instead?”

I have no clue. You probably assumed I had a plan or recommendation based on the start of this post, but I don’t. If anyone has advice let me know. Preferably within the next like six hours.