The Old Headshot

The Old Headshot

People’s headshots (images, not ‘BOOM HEADSHOT’s) are used in promos all the time. That’s great! But I’m noticing a theme with the promo headshots I see these days – They’re all fucking old. And by fucking old, I actually mean...
Death of CovyandMelon

Death of CovyandMelon

Clickbait title! Covy and Melon are fine. But CovyandMelon may not be! When I was younger, Bansheemann7 was my username for everything. It made no sense. Banshee was the name of my first bike, mann was because I was the mann, and 7 was because bansheemann was already...
The Run-Through Signal

The Run-Through Signal

What causes car accidents? Some people say hesitation. Some people say drunk drivers. Some people say texting. Those are all great answers. But I can’t solve any of those. The one that I’m trying to solve is unpredictability. Accidents happen when people...
Sports Betting & Recycling

Sports Betting & Recycling

I love sports betting. When I was in college, I argued that there was not one good reason for having sports betting illegal. If people want to bet, why not let them? It’s our money! Let us bet! 10 years later and everything has changed. Sports betting is now...
Am I Clutch?

Am I Clutch?

Every week people in our bowling league purchase raffle tickets for a strike pot. If your ticket gets called, you have one chance to roll a strike and win the money. If you miss, it rolls over to the next week. Last night your boy got called for the chance to win...