I Might Have Gotten Scammed

I Might Have Gotten Scammed

by | Dec 17, 2025 | General | 3 comments

Buckle up. This is a story. PART 1 – Convince Me with Authority, Documentation, and Information I received the following phone call today: Hello this is Lt. Tim Campbell with the Bucks County Sheriff’s Office, is this Mr. Sam Stortz? Not a great start. I...
Trump – What Can’t He Do?

Trump – What Can’t He Do?

by | Dec 15, 2025 | General | 0 comments

I don’t post much about Trump despite having strong opinions on him. In short: He doesn’t bother to disguise his corruption, hypocrisy, narcissism, and just generally being a bad person which has somehow worked in his favor, as everyone is numb to his...
Things I Think About: How I Spend Money

Things I Think About: How I Spend Money

by | Dec 10, 2025 | General | 0 comments

Let me tell you a story. In June of 2023, fresh off a brilliant Broad Street Run, I was due to purchase new running shorts. For over a decade I’d primarily run in Eastbay shorts. In fact, I have an Eastbay receipt from 2014 where I spent $7.99 per pair. But this...
I Bought a Really Expensive Treadmill

I Bought a Really Expensive Treadmill

by | Dec 1, 2025 | General | 1 comment

Based on that title, how much would you guess I spent? I planned to have a poll below to see what people thought “really expensive” meant but our website sucks and although I MIGHT have the ability to do it, I’m also relieved I don’t have to...
I Thought You Were My Age!

I Thought You Were My Age!

by | Nov 22, 2025 | General | 0 comments

This is what the guy said to me at the AT&T store last weekend after I gave him my license. In fact, the full quote was: AT&T Guy – 1991?? Dude I thought you were my age. Me – What the fuck is that supposed to mean, how old are you? AT&T Guy...