by Sam Stortz | Dec 10, 2025 | General |
Let me tell you a story. In June of 2023, fresh off a brilliant Broad Street Run, I was due to purchase new running shorts. For over a decade I’d primarily run in Eastbay shorts. In fact, I have an Eastbay receipt from 2014 where I spent $7.99 per pair. But this...
by Sam Stortz | Dec 1, 2025 | General |
Based on that title, how much would you guess I spent? I planned to have a poll below to see what people thought “really expensive” meant but our website sucks and although I MIGHT have the ability to do it, I’m also relieved I don’t have to...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 22, 2025 | General |
This is what the guy said to me at the AT&T store last weekend after I gave him my license. In fact, the full quote was: AT&T Guy – 1991?? Dude I thought you were my age. Me – What the fuck is that supposed to mean, how old are you? AT&T Guy...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 16, 2025 | General |
Not many will find this post interesting, but it is a necessary update in my life. The last ~5 weeks have been very difficult. A typical night goes like this: 7:30pm – Put Harrison down to sleep 8:30pm – Go sleep ourselves 11:00pm – Harrison wakes up...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 11, 2025 | General |
How long would it take you to eat an iPad? This is a question I thought of like 15 years ago. A day? A week? A year? What’s your strategy? Are you allowed to melt it down? Or blend it into a smoothie? Do you need to space out certain parts so you don’t die? There are...
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