by Sam Stortz | Nov 22, 2025 | General |
This is what the guy said to me at the AT&T store last weekend after I gave him my license. In fact, the full quote was: AT&T Guy – 1991?? Dude I thought you were my age. Me – What the fuck is that supposed to mean, how old are you? AT&T Guy...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 16, 2025 | General |
Not many will find this post interesting, but it is a necessary update in my life. The last ~5 weeks have been very difficult. A typical night goes like this: 7:30pm – Put Harrison down to sleep 8:30pm – Go sleep ourselves 11:00pm – Harrison wakes up...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 11, 2025 | General |
How long would it take you to eat an iPad? This is a question I thought of like 15 years ago. A day? A week? A year? What’s your strategy? Are you allowed to melt it down? Or blend it into a smoothie? Do you need to space out certain parts so you don’t die? There are...
by Sam Stortz | Oct 25, 2025 | General |
It’s 5:52am on Saturday morning. I’m sitting on a recliner with Harrison because he won’t sleep lying down in his crib at the moment. The last four hours (and really two weeks) have been a revolving door of him waking up, one of us holding him for 10-15 minutes until...
by Sam Stortz | Oct 6, 2025 | General |
No one ever asks me about this blog anymore. Splittingtens may be down to single digit readers and once they die off, we’re toast. Dealer 6. Split. 12. Stand. 12. Stand. Dealer flips a 10. BUST! Five. 21. Bankrupt, seeyuhlater. But when this album came out three...
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