by Sam Stortz | Oct 13, 2019 | General |
Yesterday was an all-time hangover. Here’s how my day went: Wake up at 9Throw upLay on the floor of my room for 20 minutesPut on running shortsLay back on the floor for another 20 minutesThrow upRun 5.5 miles in 8:30s with a lot of walk breaksLay on the floor...
by Sam Stortz | Oct 13, 2019 | General |
How do I rebound from the most embarrassing moment of my life? Well, if you ask 12 year old Sam who got hit in the back with an egg by Chris Washington right before getting to the big party, you cry and go home. But 28 year old Sam is more resilient. My two locks last...
by Sam Stortz | Oct 10, 2019 | General |
Talk about a LTBC (low-T beta cuck). The guy can’t even spell YOUR right in his roast post! That’s that Pittsburgh education for you though. Tom speaks with such disdain about my $18,000 loss because it’s the only time our dad has been proud of...
by Sam Stortz | Oct 9, 2019 | General |
It’s true. After being 99% off Twitter for the last two months, I’M BACK BABY! But there’s a catch. First, samstortz_SODMG is now a private account. Anyone trying to dig up my old tweets will have to be someone I know. As far as I know I only used a...
by Sam Stortz | Oct 6, 2019 | General |
LOT of pressure on this pick being my first public LOCK in over a year. But I have good news, I’m coming back with a DOUBLE LOCK. Washington +16.5 Washington stinks. Colt McCoy is starting outta nowhere and the stadium is going to be half empty. The Patriots are...
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