Counting the Days

Counting the Days

I’ve been alive for 14,700 days. That number struck me as I woke up at 3am yesterday. It seems like a big number, but it’s not. I was hanging out with some dogs and one of them was 6 and was slowing down. That’s only 2,500 days. Considering you spend...
I Bought Half a Limo

I Bought Half a Limo

Why would I buy half a limo? Do I get the front half? The back half? The top half? These are inconsequential details. The important point to remember is that I have a limo…you do not. Is there a back story behind this purchase? Not really. Hafer’s friend...
The Golf Swing

The Golf Swing

It was past 1am on Saturday night and I’m sweating the Oregon game. I have $250 on Oregon +2.5, and I’m trying to make up for my previous two underdog losses, so I’m stuck pretty good. Concurrently, I have $20 each on Sam Baristow (130-1) and...
All the Russian Burns

All the Russian Burns

Russian advert made to mock Russians that leave for the United States. pic.twitter.com/5eQJezQ9HI — Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 18, 2024 List of American Burns Loser Husband – Pink hoodie, sickly, overweight, unkempt long hair Vegetarians Behind...
Gallivanting Around Earth

Gallivanting Around Earth

I’m at the Encore in Boston typing a quick post to check in with the dozens, errr single digits, of fans. This hotel, owned by Wynn, makes the Borgata seem dated. I’ll take a few pictures throughout and update accordingly with this first class...