by Sam Stortz | Jan 2, 2025 | General |
At the ripe age of 33, I will be having yet another oral surgery. My first was in 2001, my last was around 2011. Between those years I had seven surgeries pulling 27 teeth total. In 2025, I will be having what is hopefully my FINAL oral surgery where I’m...
by Tom Stortz | Dec 24, 2024 | General |
I go to Istock where I have 256 pictures remaining in the subscription Stortz Tools has been paying for 10 years and pick a Christmas image to go along with the post. I’ve already done the gym because without work, how is there not time? I’ll clean up the...
by Sam Stortz | Dec 22, 2024 | General |
I’m a bookworm. Always have been, always will be. Exactly three months ago I told a friend, who doesn’t read this blog, that I needed a new book to read. He replied: 11/22/63, it’s Stephen King, but it’s not horror. A guy travels back in time...
by Tom Stortz | Dec 18, 2024 | General |
There are 5 bands that make up New Wave. The Cure, The Smiths, Talking Heads, Depeche Mode, and New Order. This 80’s era of music is generally frowned upon as weaker than classic rock due to the synth sounds and pussier than grunge which followed in the...
by Tom Stortz | Dec 17, 2024 | General |
Is Eric Adams becoming a Republican? Can you switch sides this easily because a new President is taking office? If this video is AI generated, I’m done with this blog. HOLY SMOKES: Mayor Eric Adams stuns a room full of liberals, declaring the CEO shooter was...
by Sam Stortz | Dec 12, 2024 | General |
Three months ago a new friend at a wedding asked me: You’re a runner right, what’s your 5k time? Like under 20? 19 minutes? 18?!” I slyly replied, knowing it would provoke a big reaction. Ah, the last one I ran was like 15:40 something. It did indeed...
by Tom Stortz | Dec 10, 2024 | General |
Do you know who Brian Thompson is? What about Luigi Mangione? Thompson being the victim and Mangione being the murderer finally caught. The former being a passing name at this point. A CEO of the 16th largest company in the world. Not health insurance companies, all...
by Sam Stortz | Dec 4, 2024 | General |
With Spotify Wrapped having it’s annual moment, here’s my quick breakdown. According to Spotify, I listened to about 60,000 minutes of stuff. Podcasts / audio books made up about 35,000 minutes vs 25,000 minutes of music. I don’t know how that...
by Tom Stortz | Dec 3, 2024 | General |
My lease is ending at the Carson which is a “luxury” apartment complex on 5th and Spring Garden. Both of my closet door handles fell off completely and my shower leaked on day 1 that I puttied without even notifying management. Aside from minor grievances,...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 28, 2024 | General |
…On the other hand, it might easily be something as simple & basically perverse as whatever instinct it is that causes a jackrabbit to wait until the last possible second to dart across the road in front of a speeding car. People who claim to know...
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