by Tom Stortz | May 26, 2022 | General |
I played golf with the Schmidt’s yesterday at Turtle Creek. Bud and Bill are currently 11’s and I’m 12 so it’s all fairly even. We play for big money so I’m not going to disclose the winnings and loses as it may make people uncomfortable....
by Sam Stortz | May 25, 2022 | General |
On April 15th I was driving home from a horrible round of golf with Gourlay at JC Melrose when apparently I ran a red light. You judge for yourself (I’m the white Mazda). They’re saying I owe ONE HUNDRED dollars. I don’t know how to feel about this....
by Tom Stortz | May 23, 2022 | General |
As you age, your memory fabricates your past as it pleases. I’ll admit to having Tik Tok, and there was one channel that showed video games from the 90’s. A few examples I saw were Beavis and Butthead, Arch Rivals, and NHL ’93. My childhood memory...
by Sam Stortz | May 19, 2022 | General |
I have not posted in almost three weeks. A big reason for that is that I’ve been moving all my shit into an apartment with my GIRLFRIEND. In fact, I’m writing this post from our new apartment. I’ve never lived with a girl. That’s not true. I...
by Tom Stortz | May 17, 2022 | General |
“The left will be like, “no, I’m not gonna tolerate it. I need it censored or else I’m not gonna be on the platform.” The best part about this journalism below is that the “reporter” is, most likely, smoking hot and this guy...
by Tom Stortz | May 16, 2022 | General |
Should the Philadelphia Home Rule Charter be amended to remove all gender-based reference? Fix the City! This is a perfect example of how to waste time accomplishing nothing. How many hours were spent arguing over the proposed change to the Home Rule Charter? I bet it...
by Tom Stortz | May 11, 2022 | General |
I go through political phases, I try not to clutter the blog with useless observations. Only my golf handicap is important. To follow up on my last post, here is a clip of a dude making what appears to be a valid point of rushing $40 Billion dollars through our...
by Tom Stortz | May 10, 2022 | General |
On Sunday, JC asked me if I was going to vote in the midterms. Fun fact, I’ve never voted in my life. Jeff made the comment that I’m vocal about changes, so why wouldn’t I vote? Rather than say an answer I was going to regret, I didn’t comment...
by Tom Stortz | May 9, 2022 | General |
I left spending some time with my mom yesterday and played golf at 5pm. I checked the tee sheet earlier and knew the course was wide open. The rain had subsided and the sun was beaming. I arrived at the first tee box at 5:07 and hit a high archer that landed in the...
by Tom Stortz | May 8, 2022 | General |
I dislike the word “things” because everything can be a thing. You want to be descriptive when you’re describing objects so things is usually the last word to use. As such, it’s the best word for what I’m about to describe. I could have...
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