by Sam Stortz | Jun 1, 2021 | General |
After a lot of hard work (four apartment tours in two days!), I found my new apartment. It’s at 20th and Pine. I’ve always said 20th and Pine were my favorite streets in the city. Please ignore the bathroom mirror in the video. Truth be told I didn’t...
by Sam Stortz | May 27, 2021 | General |
Last night was a disaster. After getting wasted at Sto’s with Jonny and Gourlay I went home to sleep. It was thunderstorming. Covy was all out of whack. He HATES thunderstorms. His feelings towards thunderstorms are like mine towards golf. It just keeps coming...
by Tom Stortz | May 25, 2021 | General |
I carry a stick of deodorant in my car. It’s dumb because if it gets too hot, the stick has a chance to melt inside the middle compartment, yet, I’m willing to take the risk of melting deodorant instead of stinking like BO. In the morning after I shower, I...
by Tom Stortz | May 20, 2021 | General |
No disclaimer because, well, there’s no joking matter. So drop your cocks and grab your socks, because this here’s a doozy… Keep Your Eye on the SPY If you were privy to be a part of the PokerStars Wednesday invitational the other week (lucky you), you would...
by Tom Stortz | May 18, 2021 | General |
I don’t offer much with this blog other than honesty. This post will share some financial positions that I invested in and give some perspective on how I look at it. I’m not a financial guru by any means and look at this as more gambling than investing. I...
by Sam Stortz | May 17, 2021 | General |
For the first time in my three years of living in this ass apartment building, the fire alarm went off. Imagine this; it’s 10:30 on a Sunday night, I’m blasting cucks in Train Station with SEBJ, and the alarm starts absolutely blaring. I had to leave the...
by Tom Stortz | May 14, 2021 | General |
I got the 2nd vaccine shot on March 27th. Chess caused me a mini meltdown on 4/9/21 that I’m attributing to Covid Fog. After numerous games of defeat, and feeling inferior to my opponents at my crashing rating (sub 1400), I used my fist and slammed my keyboard...
by Sam Stortz | May 10, 2021 | General |
Five years ago Tom and I were debating about whether “the Process” worked. My argument was: “It got us Ben and Joel! Getting ‘generational’ players was the goal. It worked.” Tom’s argument was: “They haven’t won...
by Tom Stortz | May 10, 2021 | Gambling |
$ I’m Not a Financial Advisor $ I’ve been losing thousands of dollars daily in the market. This post I wrote in February outlined a few predictions I made in February. I know you won’t click it but I predicted UAVS will go to $3, short PENN at $120,...
by Tom Stortz | May 5, 2021 | General |
I make it a point to actively stay in touch with CK4 as we are life long friends. He invited me to play in his golf league and I obliged. It’s 9 holes and the lowest score on each hole wins the point. Our last outing was a bloodbath in our favor and I was...
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