The Worst 19 Months of My Life

The Worst 19 Months of My Life

19 months ago I moved from my house to an apartment complex about 4 blocks away with the intention of updating my house in the interim. This time period overlapped with Stortz Tools moving from Old City to Newtown, which is storybook naming in its own right. Moving...
Welcome Baby Harrison

Welcome Baby Harrison

On Tuesday night Meghan and I welcomed little Harrison into the world. I intended to write a post the day or two prior just documenting how I was feeling, but it seemed… unnatural. I would’ve said something along the lines of “It’s a little...
16 Minutes Before an Alarm

16 Minutes Before an Alarm

My alarm was set for 5:35am today before I awoke, looked over, and saw 5:19. Do I go back to sleep? That would take me a few minutes and for a measly 10 minute snooze? In that groggy state, waking up and hopping out of bed doesn’t seem reasonable because...
The City of Sewerly Love

The City of Sewerly Love

I tried to think of a punny title for our smelly city and couldn’t produce one. CHATGPT did well. The feature image is AI too. I ran today and admired all the trash piling in the street. It smelled awful and makes the city look like shit. One can place blame on...
Finally a Post!

Finally a Post!

This is the first free 25 minutes I’ve had in a while. I just finished a run around Newtown which is nice and quiet in the summer when it’s not pouring rain. I intend to move nearby to eliminate the commute when my Philly lease ends at the end of July....
The Velvet Sundown – AI Music is Here

The Velvet Sundown – AI Music is Here

Splittingtens superfan P$ sent me a post about this mysterious new band called the Velvet Sundown, so shout out to him for thinking of the blog. They’re on Spotify & Apple popping up on Discover Weekly’s across the platform, but everything about them...