THE Stortz Tools Parking Battle

THE Stortz Tools Parking Battle

Construction workers do not give a fuck about “NO PARKING” signs. This is evident by the 100 rotating construction workers who park right beneath the “NO PARKING” sign at Stortz Tools every single day. The reason it’s no parking there is...
John Mulaney… Isn’t That Funny?

John Mulaney… Isn’t That Funny?

On the five hour drive home from Pittsburgh, Meghan and I listened to three straight stand up sets by John Mulaney. Then, on Monday we watched his most recent Netflix Special. My exposure to Mulaney has been limited. I know who he is, I know he had some drug issues a...
American vs German

American vs German

I spent 2 days in Munich, 4 cities in Austria, and 2 days in Riga in Latvia. These observations are only from my experience and not blanket statements. I’m also bunching together Germans and Austrians which undoubtedly Austrians would take offense to. No...
Post Broad Street 2023 – Smashed It

Post Broad Street 2023 – Smashed It

Dave, if you thought my pre Broad Street post was “Self fellatio”, just wait until you read this. Pre Race The week leading up to the race was bad. I slept a lot, hydrated like hell, and ate healthy(ish), but my legs felt horrible. Every run felt like...
Euro Hotel Review

Euro Hotel Review

I have strong opinions on travel accommodations where skimping on comfort and location is a bad idea. I had one experience in Columbus, OH that was an $89 dollar a night hotel and I vowed to never make that mistake again in my life. An entire trip is predicated on...