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I Got a Bike… But I Can’t Ride It

I'm not a bullshitter. I said I was going to become a cyclist, so I went out and got a god damn bike. Ain't she pretty? But there's one problem with the bike. I rode it 15 minutes on Tuesday and my butt is too sore to ride it again. Unlike Charlie Baileygates, my ass...

No Dissenting Voices Allowed

Plandemic This video will probably get taken down. Plandemic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxEToibWNZM I'm sure it (Covid) occurred between the North Carolina laboratory, Fort Detrick US Army research of infectious disease, and Wuhan laboratory. Why am I being...

Ice Pack Running Life

Sunday I went for a run. It was a bit over 8 miles and my goal was finishing it in under 1 hour. When I crossed the finish line, the time was exactly 1 hour. I felt a sense of achievement. On Monday my Achilles was not great. I was able to walk fine but I had to take...

Smokin’ Weed

The first time I smoked weed was the summer of 2010, going into sophomore year of college. I was at a party with a bunch of high school friends and I just stood around a table in a kitchen high and drunk and didn't say much. The last time I was high was the first time...

Quarantine Recap – April ’20

As much as staying indoors and social distancing sucks, I am finding 3 benefits. 1) Amount of money I'm spending on alcohol. 2) Amount of miles I run per month. 3) Amount of money gambling. The numbers: Alcohol Spend Average Monthly Alcohol Spend - $717 April Alcohol...

Reliving Solinsky’s 10,000m

The number of people who will read this post can be counted on one hand (SHOUTOUT SLADE (and hopefully Jamie (and maybe Luke))). Letsrun noted that yesterday marks 10 years since the immortal Chris Solinsky 10,000m. I've written about this race before, but I'll do it...

Wearing a Running Mask is Preposterous

I was running on the Ben Franklin and a biker rode by and screamed, "mask". Now, it's possible he was expressing his admiration of the Jim Carrey classic movie the Mask (Cameron Diaz coming out party I may add and her hottest role), but more than likely he didn't...

Long Live Bansheemann7

Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that Bansheemann7.com has been down for the last 28 days. The once legendary blog that was tweeted by Clay Travis is up for renewal. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/685904203726729216 Why would anyone pay $18 a...

Called To Duty – The Movie

I went for the longest run I've had in years today. 9 miles. Chalk one up to the quarantine. In that time, I combined a concept from the Platform (movie on Netflix) and the video game Call of Duty to form a film. See how I called it a film. Now it has validity. 🤮 🤮 🤮 ...

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