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I’M BACK ON TWITTER

It's true. After being 99% off Twitter for the last two months, I'M BACK BABY! But there's a catch. First, samstortz_SODMG is now a private account. Anyone trying to dig up my old tweets will have to be someone I know. As far as I know I only used a bad word once when...

Lesson #4 – Don’t Snort the Peppermint

Warning: Drinking Too Much Alcohol Can Result in Memory Loss. I'll be using Nikkii's pictures and said I'd generate fanfare for her website which locates Happy Hours throughout Bucks County. Take Me To The Bar Those beers weigh 5 pounds each and the server brings over...

Lesson #3 – Bring a Jacket

Perhaps I'm stubborn, but when the text came to me that asked, "are you going to bring a jacket", I decided I wasn't. I'm not sure why I didn't because it would have solved issues. This 8 day trip, we were not checking in luggage which is new to me. It's not that I'm...

Lesson #2 – $$$ Water & Coffee $$$

If you're hydrated, chances are you do not live in Europe. Dining out if you ask, "can we have water for the table?" The answer is, "you cannot, but you can pay 8 Euro for a liter of shitty, carbonated, non-hydrating water." Coming from the US, where apparently water...

NFL Week 5 2019 – LOCK OF THE WEEK

LOT of pressure on this pick being my first public LOCK in over a year. But I have good news, I'm coming back with a DOUBLE LOCK. Washington +16.5 Washington stinks. Colt McCoy is starting outta nowhere and the stadium is going to be half empty. The Patriots are...

Lesson #1 – Public Pooping in a Pinch

I'm standing in Amsterdam, higher than the 787 Dreamliner that flew me into Copenhagen 6 days ago, needing to take a dump. I felt like a ticking time bomb ready to go off and each passing second was pushing the limit. I charged out of the Bulldog and dash to the...

More Talk Less Music

Two years ago I listened to Pardon My Take three times a week and occasionally the Ricky, and that was it for podcasts. That's about 4-5 hours of podcasts a week. The rest of my time was filled by music. I would play through my discover weekly, binge bands, or go back...

Good News – the NFL Lock of the Week is BACK BABY!

I deposited $250 into Fanduel's Sport Book a couple of weeks ago and have been slowly getting back into my NFL betting mode. I didn't publicize my last two LOCKS because I'd been out of the game for so long, but after the Vikings (-9) crushed the Raiders by 20 in week...

You’re Up

Today I will be embarking on an international trip for pleasure to Denmark, Germany, and the Netherlands. I intend to take some "worthwhile" pictures and have a write up after it's over. Until you've left the country, you don't know what nationalism feels like. The US...

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