Gamblers split tens

The following didn't even happen to me. It was an exchange between my friend Ruskey and his opponent Gremlinhead after Ruskey pwned him and it's incredible. People say Chess isn't cool, or it's a game for nerds, but the trash talk is just as real as any other sport. I...

This post morphed from a quick look at the career arc of a pornstar to an investigation of Mindgeek, the owner of all porn people watch. Mindgeek owns Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn, as well as Brazzers, DigitalPlayground, RealityKings, etc. I was surprised to see it only...

I've been going to Palm Tree Market for a breakfast sandwich since the start of the pandemic. It's an Asian run establishment. I'm sure I'm racist for pointing that out. Properly, I have to say that it's a human establishment, but it does add to the story if you...

This week at work we had a delivery driver drop off some boxes. As I walked up to his truck, he handed me his phone and said "Watch this". It was a video of his wife holding a magnet up to some store bought chicken and the magnet was sticking to the chicken. I nodded....

It's scary to think about death. The best warriors would consider themselves dead already before they fought so that there was no fear on the battlefield. Fighting to survive is usually the best way to fail/die (i.e. when Christian Bale had to make that jump without...

Last Thursday I had a chance to stay at the Gaylord Palms Resort in Kissimmee, Florida. I was there for a trade show and took liberty at their first class pool and have a few drinks to enjoy the scenery. I am reading Jordan Peterson's 12 Rules of Life as the pool was...

PHIL went up 30% on Friday and I'm only $.9845 away from being a Phillionaire. I was flying high with this new found money and had already mentally spent it on hookers and blow when I arrived in Palm Beach. Little did I know that even if I became a many times over...

Six years ago I had the above image turned into a poster and hung it on my wall. I was 23 and living in Manayunk / away from my parents for the first time. This poster was hilarious and awesome and I felt like a cool young independent guy. Three years later, at 26, I...

I'm traveling to Florida tomorrow morning and decided to give the peons one last post before I'm MIA until next Monday. Rating is out of 5 facepalms. Wearing Hair Gel Working Out - ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ Perhaps this should go on the douchebag meter instead of the stupidity...