Golfing With Dave

Golfing With Dave

I booked a 5pm tee time yesterday and paired up with a 73 year old man named Dave. Technically we teed off individually, but I caught him on hole 3 and we decided to play together. He wore a hearing aid and had a woman tattooed on his arm that reminded me of what a...
When Dogs Poop

When Dogs Poop

I’m not a dog person, they seem like too much responsibility. Recently I’ve gotten into the same encounter like five times and it’s one of my least favorite things that happen with dogs: The dog starts taking a shit and I make eye contact with the...
The New Set Up

The New Set Up

Ready to have your mind blown? I’m writing this blog on the TOILET. How am I doing that you ask? Because I got a new laptop. An Acer Swift 3 where it doesn’t die instantly after being unplugged. And not only did I get a new laptop, but since writing that...
When Did L Become M??

When Did L Become M??

Say goodbye to more readers with another unpopular opinion. I’m 6ft, 175 lbs. When I’m on a running kick I can hit 170 and when I slack I balloon to 180. I don’t let myself slip out of this range because it’s where I feel healthy. I also...
The Blog Works

The Blog Works

This post should really be titled “The Blog Works… FOR ME”. I haven’t written very many posts lately, and pretty much none have been hot takes (though Spongebob being the GOAT was scorching hot) Instead my posts have been mostly asking for help...
You Look Like?

You Look Like?

I was on the first tee today and paired up with a 2some. As I’ve played more often at my club, I’ve had opportunities to play with random members and I generally enjoy it. There have been a few times when a single declines pairing up because they want to...