by Tom Stortz | Sep 26, 2023 | General |
I’m a believer in the illuminati. The “real” elite keep the masses below with many techniques. Kelce and Swift are mere pawns. Travis Kelce Promoting Vaccines I’m not sure what people are still wearing masks and getting vaccines at this point....
by Sam Stortz | Sep 24, 2023 | General |
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children.My stupid friends are having stupid children.My stupid friends are having stupid children.Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children. Bo Burnham, 30 At 32, I can confirm, all of my stupid friends are having stupid...
by Tom Stortz | Sep 20, 2023 | General |
Sunday was not kind to me. I lost 18 bets in a row and lost all of the TJ Hockenson money. 4 were at the -110 or better. Others were long odds. Go figure. The Stortz family is taking a week in Avalon and it’s life in the slow lane. I wake up. Eat breakfast. Read...
by Tom Stortz | Sep 19, 2023 | General |
Metric – A Canadian band founded in 1998. Emily Haines is the lead singer and the star of the show. I had on their Spotify radio and a song played by them called Gimme Sympathy that I thought was clever and fun to listen to. Most people have heard Gold Guns...
by Tom Stortz | Sep 18, 2023 | General |
Breakfast begins at 7am. Earlier if you’re a dedicated establishment. However, I see restaurants advertising that they serve breakfast, and they don’t open until 9am. This is bad business. My day usually begins at 6:30am. I like to be at work around 7am....
by Tom Stortz | Sep 13, 2023 | General |
I post really funny stuff. New funny posts starting today. Every Wednesday. Every Wednesday. Rain or shine, there is going to be a new funny blog post. (if anyone other than Sam knows where this comes from, good on you.) Seeing Red I hit a nice drive on 10 and had 100...
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