by Tom Stortz | Jun 3, 2026 | General |
I was taking a piss in the weeds when, after zipping up, I looked over and saw Watkins comparing my driver to his. My actual Titleist driver. He said, “Sorry, you just touched your dick, so this isn’t the best time, but you should feel the difference...
by Sam Stortz | May 30, 2026 | General |
My Strava profile is public for the sole reason that if someone clicks to it, I want them to see my PRs. That’s it. No other reason. If it was private, they couldn’t see my times. What’s the point of running if you’re not going to tell everyone...
by Tom Stortz | May 28, 2026 | General |
As a business owner, I see the world through the lens of making money. Most businesses are not going out of their way to help customers. Sometimes they do, usually when they have too much inventory or can’t move a product. Then you’ll get a “deal.” Over time, I’ve...
by Tom Stortz | May 27, 2026 | General |
My mom asked me this question yesterday and I don’t think she meant it to be profound. I was complaining, as usual, about the routineness of life. I had just gotten back from a physical with a doctor I see every couple years and felt like a test subject being...
by Sam Stortz | May 25, 2026 | General |
JC, my dad, came to work on Friday and we had a stunning conversation. Something politics adjacent came up, and JC, a Trump supporter, said: You know, Donald is really starting to piss me off. Oh. My. God. I’ve read headlines that republicans are turning on...
by Tom Stortz | May 20, 2026 | General |
I time-traveled through old Facebook posts yesterday for no reason. Wondering why Lindsay Clark kept posting on my wall telling me we should hang out and wondering why I never wanted to. Getting a random girl in a college class to become your friend felt like...
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