Guys with Cats

January 10, 2019


Guys with Cats

Pardon My Take has a segment where girls ask for advice.

One question in the most recent episode was a girl saying her boyfriend just got a cat that she hates and she wants to convince him to get rid of it.

Here’s Big Cat and PFT’s response:

“Well, I mean this should be easy, because you’re the alpha. The guy got a cat, right? You’re dealing with a cat guy here. Cat guys are not alphas. He’s not an expert negotiator. Basically he got a cat because he’s such a beta that he wants an animal that will dominate him.

If you get a cat, as a male, in the United States, past the age of 10 years old, because you want it, you just need to go live somewhere else. You should not be allowed to date one of our American women.

I would say most cat guys don’t have TVs in their house. They have a lot of books. And they just sit with their cats.

I don’t understand, do you just buy a cat? It’d be cool if you got an alley cat and was like ‘hey I saved this cat!’. Yeah if you find a cat, it’s cool, way cooler than going to a shelter. Can you imagine purchasing a cat from somebody? Imagine walking up to somebody and handing them American currency and being like, ‘I want that cat’. Then them handing you that cat. ‘One cat sir!’.”

The great Jack Burns makes the most straight forward argument for cats over dogs

In case you can’t watch, or don’t want to watch. 

“You prefer an emotionally shallow animal? When you yell at a dog his tail will go between his legs, he’ll cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break. But cats make you work for their affection. They don’t sell out the way dogs do.”

It’s time to change the narrative on men with cats. I’m a cat guy and I’m proud. 

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