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Rotten Tomatoes Lost It
Real, unbiased, genuine reviews are necessary in society. They need to be trustworthy so we can tell the good from the bad. There's always some subjectivity, but in general, this is understood by everyone. The issue is when a source becomes too trusted, they're...
The Worst 19 Months of My Life
19 months ago I moved from my house to an apartment complex about 4 blocks away with the intention of updating my house in the interim. This time period overlapped with Stortz Tools moving from Old City to Newtown, which is storybook naming in its own right. Moving...
Welcome Baby Harrison
On Tuesday night Meghan and I welcomed little Harrison into the world. I intended to write a post the day or two prior just documenting how I was feeling, but it seemed... unnatural. I would've said something along the lines of "It's a little scary but I'm excited to...
16 Minutes Before an Alarm
My alarm was set for 5:35am today before I awoke, looked over, and saw 5:19. Do I go back to sleep? That would take me a few minutes and for a measly 10 minute snooze? In that groggy state, waking up and hopping out of bed doesn't seem reasonable because I'm OWED 16...
The City of Sewerly Love
I tried to think of a punny title for our smelly city and couldn't produce one. CHATGPT did well. The feature image is AI too. I ran today and admired all the trash piling in the street. It smelled awful and makes the city look like shit. One can place blame on the...
Finally a Post!
This is the first free 25 minutes I've had in a while. I just finished a run around Newtown which is nice and quiet in the summer when it's not pouring rain. I intend to move nearby to eliminate the commute when my Philly lease ends at the end of July. I'll join a...
The Velvet Sundown – AI Music is Here
Splittingtens superfan P$ sent me a post about this mysterious new band called the Velvet Sundown, so shout out to him for thinking of the blog. They're on Spotify & Apple popping up on Discover Weekly's across the platform, but everything about them points to it...
The Rehearsal: Season 2… Wow
I just finished watching season 2 of The Rehearsal, Nathan Fielder's HBO show. No spoilers below, but an endorsement. Simply put, this was unlike anything I've ever seen before. In so many different ways, to my knowledge, there has been nothing like this. I Think You...
Driven to Tears
I've been having my back patio re-paved so the water goes into the drain instead of the house. The crew doesn't have a key to my house and I said I'd open up each morning. Please don't break in between the time I unlock it and they arrive. There's nothing valuable...
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