by Sam Stortz | Jul 9, 2020 | General |
I’m not a dog person, they seem like too much responsibility. Recently I’ve gotten into the same encounter like five times and it’s one of my least favorite things that happen with dogs: The dog starts taking a shit and I make eye contact with the...
by Sam Stortz | Jul 7, 2020 | General |
Ready to have your mind blown? I’m writing this blog on the TOILET. How am I doing that you ask? Because I got a new laptop. An Acer Swift 3 where it doesn’t die instantly after being unplugged. And not only did I get a new laptop, but since writing that...
by Sam Stortz | Jul 1, 2020 | General |
This post should really be titled “The Blog Works… FOR ME”. I haven’t written very many posts lately, and pretty much none have been hot takes (though Spongebob being the GOAT was scorching hot) Instead my posts have been mostly asking for help...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 22, 2020 | General |
I haven’t blogged in a week. In the past my lack of posting has been for a variety of reasons – lack of a chair, lack of a song to write to, not enough mind altering substances, etc. – but I’ve uncovered the REAL reason why the blog has slowed...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 14, 2020 | General |
Earlier this week I took a weed edible. As you’ll see below, it didn’t hit me until five hours later. But when it hit, it hit pretty good. I finally worked up the courage to write this nebulous post I’d be hyping up. I was and still am self conscious...
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