by Tom Stortz | Jul 9, 2025 | General |
I tried to think of a punny title for our smelly city and couldn’t produce one. CHATGPT did well. The feature image is AI too. I ran today and admired all the trash piling in the street. It smelled awful and makes the city look like shit. One can place blame on...
by Tom Stortz | Jul 2, 2025 | General |
This is the first free 25 minutes I’ve had in a while. I just finished a run around Newtown which is nice and quiet in the summer when it’s not pouring rain. I intend to move nearby to eliminate the commute when my Philly lease ends at the end of July....
by Sam Stortz | Jun 28, 2025 | General |
Splittingtens superfan P$ sent me a post about this mysterious new band called the Velvet Sundown, so shout out to him for thinking of the blog. They’re on Spotify & Apple popping up on Discover Weekly’s across the platform, but everything about them...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 25, 2025 | General |
I just finished watching season 2 of The Rehearsal, Nathan Fielder’s HBO show. No spoilers below, but an endorsement. Simply put, this was unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. In so many different ways, to my knowledge, there has been nothing like this....
by Tom Stortz | Jun 24, 2025 | General |
I’ve been having my back patio re-paved so the water goes into the drain instead of the house. The crew doesn’t have a key to my house and I said I’d open up each morning. Please don’t break in between the time I unlock it and they arrive....
by Sam Stortz | Jun 21, 2025 | General |
You may be surprised at which one of us wrote this post! Yesterday I did some shopping in Doylestown after work. Some friends were meeting up later so I had 90 minutes or so to kill until they arrived. I’ve written about the Friday-after-work-bar-beer and how...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 19, 2025 | General |
Tom has had an AI revelation as his last. three. posts. have shown. I’m in agreement that the world is definitively changing. Some people are embracing it full-on, some are tuning it out, and some are outright denying it. Regardless, none of that will stop it...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 19, 2025 | General |
After reading the post ChatGPT wrote for me, as me, it became clear the world is changing. Rapidly. A year or two ago when the world was crying AI, no one knew exactly what it did. It produced school papers and provided ok answers, but it wasn’t deemed...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 17, 2025 | General |
Oh God. Legitimately, what’s the point of having a blog when it can do it better? I may follow up this post with some ITYSL fuckery. The Best Way to Lose Money Gamblingby Tom Stortz-style, via SplittingTens.com Let’s be honest: if you’re gambling to win, you’re...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 12, 2025 | General |
This post has a WILD twist at the end so you should read it. I intended to write about my long standing 5000m indoor track school record at the one and only Ursinus College (go bears). The post was going to be something like this: Once in a blue moon someone will text...
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