by Sam Stortz | Jul 4, 2023 | General |
They said it couldn’t be done! They said I was too short, too ugly! But on Saturday, I proposed to Meghan, and she said yes! Afterward we made a few phone calls then had some friends and family over. It was exactly what we hoped for as far as a celebration goes....
by Tom Stortz | Jun 28, 2023 | General |
When I’m bored I’ll install Tik Tok. This is a guilty pleasure / crippling addiction. Clips kill time and a minute turns into an hour. Once I get my fill, I delete it. During those few days of addiction, I’ve develop a few choice videos that the...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 28, 2023 | General |
This one is a doozy. I don’t know how I keep getting involved in these situations, between the multiple cone disputes and now a full-on litterer, but maybe I need to take a step back. Anyway. Yesterday, a car was parked illegally in front of our shop. She was...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 26, 2023 | General |
Re-watching I Think You Should Leave is essential for proper rankings. First watch throughs miss what eventually become the funniest moments. Tim’s faces seen for the first time don’t do justice until you fully understand the sketch. The original music...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 25, 2023 | Gambling |
2 weeks ago my bet CT Pan (150-1) failed to win the RBC Canadian with a 2 stroke lead going into the final round. He was +400 to win on Sunday and I had $25 on him pre tournament. The eventual winner, Nick Taylor, started the round 3 behind with greater than 12-1 odds...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 20, 2023 | General |
This is a long post on religion. I’ve written about this before, but not as in depth. In one sense I didn’t think I should write this at all, but religion is surprisingly high on the list of things I think about. Why didn’t I want to write this?...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 17, 2023 | General |
I tweeted the ITYSL post to a popular Twitter account and it brought 289 visitors to the site. I’m not sure how the server was able to handle a 289x traffic increase, but it held. Our Jetpack plugin stopped automatically posting to the SplittingTens Twitter...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 15, 2023 | General |
These Should Make You Laugh 1 . Fuck. He’s trying to steal my decals. – Hits on so many levels. The fact that the guy is in no way trying to steal his decals. That he’s that protective of said decals. The way he repeats he thought the guy was trying...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 14, 2023 | Gambling |
The Nuggets bet hit and I’m 2k richer after losing 4.5k since the Super Bowl. If I could only get rid of that pesky golf betting, I may be profitable. Also to see that I’m down $627 on NFL is humorous when I hit the Chiefs and Mahomes MVP for about 5k....
by Tom Stortz | Jun 14, 2023 | General |
Youtube removed the dislike button because they were losing control of the narrative. It's really that simple. — illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) June 11, 2023 It Slowly Creeps I wrote a post back in November of 2021 blasting YouTube for removing the dislike...
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