by Tom Stortz | Oct 10, 2019 | General |
“I’ll have the grilled chicken salad”. “The… Grilled… Chicken… Salad.” “Correct. Why did you say it like that?” “Your accent is weird.” This was the conversation I had in Berlin with a counter...
by Tom Stortz | Oct 9, 2019 | General |
Talk about a one minute man. Who remembers when Sam was a vegan? He intermittently would get drunk and go to Steve’s, but you know, that type of vegan. Remember when he lost $18,000 in one blackjack sitting? The kid is scared to split tens nowadays. Give your...
by Sam Stortz | Oct 9, 2019 | General |
It’s true. After being 99% off Twitter for the last two months, I’M BACK BABY! But there’s a catch. First, samstortz_SODMG is now a private account. Anyone trying to dig up my old tweets will have to be someone I know. As far as I know I only used a...
by Tom Stortz | Oct 9, 2019 | General |
Warning: Drinking Too Much Alcohol Can Result in Memory Loss. I’ll be using Nikkii’s pictures and said I’d generate fanfare for her website which locates Happy Hours throughout Bucks County. Take Me To The Bar Those beers weigh 5 pounds each and the...
by Tom Stortz | Oct 8, 2019 | General |
Perhaps I’m stubborn, but when the text came to me that asked, “are you going to bring a jacket”, I decided I wasn’t. I’m not sure why I didn’t because it would have solved issues. This 8 day trip, we were not checking in luggage...
by Tom Stortz | Oct 7, 2019 | General |
If you’re hydrated, chances are you do not live in Europe. Dining out if you ask, “can we have water for the table?” The answer is, “you cannot, but you can pay 8 Euro for a liter of shitty, carbonated, non-hydrating water.” Coming from...
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