He Can Hit!

He Can Hit!

I played golf with the Schmidt’s yesterday at Turtle Creek. Bud and Bill are currently 11’s and I’m 12 so it’s all fairly even. We play for big money so I’m not going to disclose the winnings and loses as it may make people uncomfortable....
My Red Light Ticket

My Red Light Ticket

On April 15th I was driving home from a horrible round of golf with Gourlay at JC Melrose when apparently I ran a red light. You judge for yourself (I’m the white Mazda). They’re saying I owe ONE HUNDRED dollars. I don’t know how to feel about this....
When Humans Attack

When Humans Attack

As you age, your memory fabricates your past as it pleases. I’ll admit to having Tik Tok, and there was one channel that showed video games from the 90’s. A few examples I saw were Beavis and Butthead, Arch Rivals, and NHL ’93. My childhood memory...
Tips for Living with a Girl

Tips for Living with a Girl

I have not posted in almost three weeks. A big reason for that is that I’ve been moving all my shit into an apartment with my GIRLFRIEND. In fact, I’m writing this post from our new apartment. I’ve never lived with a girl. That’s not true. I...
Twitter Centralizing

Twitter Centralizing

“The left will be like, “no, I’m not gonna tolerate it. I need it censored or else I’m not gonna be on the platform.” The best part about this journalism below is that the “reporter” is, most likely, smoking hot and this guy...
More Resources!

More Resources!

Should the Philadelphia Home Rule Charter be amended to remove all gender-based reference? Fix the City! This is a perfect example of how to waste time accomplishing nothing. How many hours were spent arguing over the proposed change to the Home Rule Charter? I bet it...